Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
being proud of something and NO one cares
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
Put me down mother fucker
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I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)